Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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