I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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