im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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