Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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