its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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