they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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