how hairy? two words: wookie tits
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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