party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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