as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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