umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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