Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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