Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We left the knife in your bed.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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