Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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