i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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