Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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