Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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