My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Boobs are out for the taking
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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