She said her name was "party"
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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