I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Everything about him screamed your future.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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