Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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