I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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