real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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