Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
honey bunches of taint.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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