It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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