he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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