I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
His nipple licking is glorious
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