She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
