How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Is Oprah even human
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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