went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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