i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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