gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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