so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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