You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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