She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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