butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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