i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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