jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
