Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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