At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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