He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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