i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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