so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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