Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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