YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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