Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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