either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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