I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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