She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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