Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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