she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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