I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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